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No lie i never learned the order of the months because i just never bothered to , the month is whatever month it is , ik all of the months just not the order, i could look at a calander at any time but i just always chose not to commit the order to memory

nu zilland did this already :P

English: I have too many syllables German: you are so cute*

This is triggering my Simlish understanding.

Stopped caring to learn anything about english grammar/punctuation in the 3rd grade. If you understand me its good enough. And lets be real nobody gonna eat their grandma.

Mhm, yeah, sure, thank you for a whole new cluster of words to relearn. No, my A2 ass in English would love to relearn words just for +30% speed.

why does this remind me of "me fail english? that's unpossible"...

4:36 Whatever you read for this is in Recieved Pronunciation, and "thought" is more like /θɑt/ or /θat/

so basically scottish?

Bros got hippopotomonstrosesquippededaliophobia💀💀💀💀

10:35 this is more or less how slavic speakers hear other slavic languages

Английский - медленный?

shnek is snail in czech xd

Let's go. English language speedrun update

Newspeak?

“Why use many word when few word do trick” -Kevin Malone

This seems like a lot of fun to read arft seeng the new words. I'll brahr need a pludh days to smer them. Are there dih words in brih and rermp glish as well?

No you put those back!

if English is slow to ya, you doesn't want to see how polish looks like

Noway, We got optimized language before gta6

Wait till bro realizes that German does what English does on crack

We need remake english in rust

There are >2 syllabes words that are shorter than the most of mono-syllabes

This is simply amazing. Also I love the presentation style with the little hands that do things. Very amusing

This video was a super interesting thought experiment! If people started using glish, and wanted to make a new word that describes a new thing, the likelihood that they through together new words is pretty high, and now there's a new word with two syllables, and oh wait that's how languages ended up the way they are today.

my eyes burnt from the bright background, but atleast i cant speak a new, made-up laguage

Morphemes: Am i a joke to you?

that's only the way you say it.

If you count the amount of times your chin moves down when saying the word it’s more reliable than clapping

numbers but they’re one syllable 1 (one) 2 (two) 3 (three) 4 (four) 5 (five) 6 (six) 7 sev 8 (eight) 9 (nine) 10(ten) 11 lev 12 (twelve) 13 threen 14 freen 15 feen 16 seen 17 sveen 18 teen 19 neen 20 twen 21 twun 22 twoo 23 twee 24 twor 25 twive 26 twix 27 twev 28 twate 29 twine 30 ther 31 thun 32 thoo 33 thee 34 thor 35 thive 36 thix 37 thev 38 thate 39 thine 40 frord 41 frun 42 froo 43 free 44 fror 45 frive 46 frix 47 frev 48 frate 49 frine 50 vif 51 vun 52 voo 53 vee 54 vor 55 vive 56 vix 57 vev 58 vate 59 vine 60 skis 61 skun 62 skoo 63 skee 64 skor 65 skive 66 skix 67 skev 68 skate 69 skine 70 sven 71 svun 72 svoo 73 svee 74 svor 75 svive 76 svix 77 svev 78 svate 79 svine 80 deed 81 dun 82 doo 83 dee 84 dor 85 dive 86 dix 87 dev 88 date 89 dine 90 need 91 nun 92 noo 93 nee 94 nor 95 nive 96 nix 97 nev 98 nate 99 nide

this shi be hittin different when youre high😂

Wait it translated only to law, but law is already an exsisting word

I had the same issue in elementary school lol. Thanks for teaching me.

"If you remove 30% of syllables from the English language it gets 70% faster"

3:20 Kevin was a genius all along

Need this for russian HAHA

Or, wait for the language to evolve.

You mean, you moved most of the bles from glish and it's ty cent ter now.

Literally 1984

tis s wndrful

we are sleeping on this guys

did you forget about slang? there are plenty of multiple syllable words that are already shortened commonly in English you could have used. they probably would have been overlapping with other words but that also happens in the English language that's why it matters the context! obviously it wouldn't get all of them but it'd help string together common coherent sentences better

Doubleplusgoodest video

Reminds me of newspeak

you turned english into french. how dare you.

Nah I’m asyllabic “sgshlprtwqjknvgvvvfddssspprrttggghwsxxzzzvvvbbbpkjgh”

this is a muln stes that you might see in a kwahmd ziks nirnjd eer. first you cool down the boze stweyedh taystst to bowft wendt svend kulv. then you slek a beam of frerf blind rahlkst volt mass prahz to it billion -> blind it's not unambiguous (at least in writing)

I feel like we need to talk bout the word berzdzdz, i mean comn, that is weird on aen lelv and we should sdroy it with faer Yes, i tlatd all this to glish smelf, no bot qruad

bro just made simlish

🤔 we need a word for words that are really short, it should have at least a dozen letters and 5 syllables